hello?

hello? yes.. it's me.
you see, it's hard to say.. i don't even know if i should.
but you wake up and you smell the cofee.. yeah, that' it, the cofee.have you noticed how it smells in the morning? it's never the same in the afternoon.
anyway..
no, don't say that. just be quiet and listen.
i was saying.. well actually i wasn't. nevermind.
what the fuck!? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY!?!?!?!?!
ohh.. i'm sorry, you didn't say nothing? i guess it was just my head..
you see, that's the problem.. my head has started to talk more frequently than it used to..
yeah, yeah..i know it sounds weird and funny.. but.. no.. wait.. that's not it.. no..
DON'T LAUGH!!!!!!!!!
shhh...
i'm sorry.. i'm sorry.. you know i didn't mean to yell. it's just that my head keeps saying these things to me and i just don't know what to do about it.
do you think it's crazy? wait.. do you think I'M crazy!?
but it can't be... they never said i would end up this way.
well.. anyway.
why did you call me for?
uhh?!? i was the one who called?! strange.. i must've hit speed dial by mistake.
who is this!?!?
who!?!?!
that isn't very funny.. do i know you?
ohh, i do!?
ok.. i believe, i believe.
i just don't understand.
i don't really know where i am now.. so i will just leave and.. what was your name again?
ohhh.. i get it now. no, i won't forget! i won't!
....
that's it.
....
prank call!!!! PRANK CALL!!!!!
....
don't ever call me again, ok?

don't say nothing
in case we ever do meet again..
something's wrong with you..
and i hope we never do meet again.

(when girls telephone boys)